“You surely already know it, but I’m deplorable too. And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good politics boy, but give this Devil his due. I’ll bet a Presidential election, against a case of voter fraud, as I think I’m better than you.”
Don said, “My middle name’s Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I’ll take your bet, and you’re gonna regret, ’cause I’m the best President there’s ever been’.
”Then Devil opened up his case and he said, “I’ll start this show.” And fire flew from his fingertips, as he thought he had enough fraud votes for Joe. And he pulled all the Dominion levers, and they made an evil hiss. And a band of Demoncrats joined in and it went something like this.
“Fire up the MAGA’s, run, boys, run! Devil’s in the house of the Demoncrats political run. Liberals in the bread pan pickin out Joe votes. Dead Granny, does your vote count? No, child, no.
Then the Devil said "Those Dominion machines they're using to count ballots is the key, you see I've rigged them to switch your Trump votes, and give them to old Joey!
And then the mail-in ballots, I've had them sent out to all, the Dem's went ham with them, and we have had such a ball!
My clowns in the mainstream media have called the election for Biden, and the fraud ridden vote switchers are now all in hiding. 'Certify the elections', for there was no cheating I've had them say, and never mind the videos and sworn testimonies, coming out everyday.
81 Million votes for basement Biden, that is not possible you say? Why that is 11 million more than Obamamessiah in his heyday!
My dominion over Dominion has worked wonders as you can see,
But my clowns in the media will talk none of this on TV, 'move along for there is nothing to see'!
When the Devil finished, Donald Johnny said, “Well, you’re pretty good, old son, But you just sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it’s done.”
“Fire up the MAGA’s, run, boys, run! Devil’s in the house of the Demoncrats political run. Late at night the Dem’s are on video pullin’ out suitcase votes. Dead Granny, does your vote count? No, child, no.
Then Don Johnny said:
"You see, Guiliani's got the evidence, and against you it is really stacking, and the patriot lawyer Sidney Powell, has just released the KRAKEN!
And then there's the MAGA Patriots and Lin Wood, and the Truth is on our side,
"You see, Guiliani's got the evidence, and against you it is really stacking, and the patriot lawyer Sidney Powell, has just released the KRAKEN!
And then there's the MAGA Patriots and Lin Wood, and the Truth is on our side,
their prayers to God is a call for Good, to shed the Light on all your lies!
Well, that old Devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. And he laid the Supremes’ court case on the ground at Donald Johnny’s feet. Don Johnny said:
Well, that old Devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. And he laid the Supremes’ court case on the ground at Donald Johnny’s feet. Don Johnny said:
“Devil, come on back, if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once, you son of a ****, I’m the best President there’s ever been!”
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